Baby Einstein’s Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions for Babies 01/04/2010

10. Do not stick blueberries up my nose.

 9. Play with water in the bath, not the toilet.

 8. Stop eating crayons.

 7. Stop saying ‘gaga’ and start saying ‘mama’.

 6. Learn difference between sand box and litter box.

 5. Do not cry when grandma babysits.

 4. Limit thumb time.

 3. Move from mush to whole foods.

 2. Wave ‘Bye-Bye’ when mommy tells me to.

 1. Dance first, then walk.

 - Julie Clark, Mom & Founder of Baby Einstein